mikhail grigorenko scores his first goal in the nhl
this was my favorite thing
can we just take a moment and appreciate crabbe at the yule ball
i mean look at him he’s like literally having the time of his life
CAPTAIN AMERICA AS SLEEPING BEAUTY OMG.
TONY AS KUZCO
(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)
God I missed hockey fights.
I hope Buffalo keeps up with the tough act they’ve been pulling the first two games. It’s good.
It’s a good day in Buffalo.
‘Adventurous’ Woman Needed as Surrogate for Neanderthal Baby
Are you an adventurous human woman? Adventurous enough to be a surrogate mother for the first Neanderthal baby to be born in 30,000 years?
Harvard geneticist George Church recently told Der Spiegel he’s close to developing the necessary technology to clone a Neanderthal, at which point all he’d need is an “adventurous human woman” — einen abenteuerlustigen weiblichen Menschen — to act as a surrogate mother.
It’s not out of the question at all. As MIT Technology Review’s Susan Young points out, scientists cloned an extinct subspecies of ibex in 2009. It died immediately, sure. But they still cloned it.
What would that entail? According to a 2008 study of a Neanderthal infant skeleton (from which the above image is taken), “the head of the Neanderthal newborn was somewhat longer than that of a human newborn because of its relatively robust face,” and Neanderthal women generally had a wider birth canal than human women. Neanderthal birth was simpler than human birth, because Neanderthal infants didn’t have to rotate to get to the birth canal, but otherwise the processes were very similar. (Even so, I imagine all but the most adventurous of human women would opt for a C-section in this case.)
Once the baby’s out, though, you’re in good shape — Neanderthal babies are thought to have grown much more quickly than their human counterparts. And Church seems to think that there’ll be a Neanderthal craze, as he told Bloomberg Businessweek last year:
“We have lots of Neanderthal parts around the lab. We are creating Neanderthal cells. Let’s say someone has a healthy, normal Neanderthal baby. Well, then, everyone will want to have a Neanderthal kid. Were they superstrong or supersmart? Who knows? But there’s one way to find out.”
SCIENCE YOU ARE DRUNK
DIBS ON FIRST WACKY FISH-OUT-OF-WATER ADVENTURE WITH IT.
I’m going to teach it how to skateboard.
I’m going to teach it how to Wheez The Juice!
Mom… I’m pregnant. No! Don’t freak out! It’s for science!
I thought I was in a bad mood
and then I saw this.
this can pretty much make everything better
HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS
Yes, yes, this makes everything better.
That tongue is defying gravity.
Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”
Except this conversation, about wanting a castle, is a conversation I’ve literally had several times in extensive detail. Go ahead, ask me about my castle. It’s gonna be badass.
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